ZØRORMR – “Kval” Review
ZØRORMR is the one-man Black Metal project from the mind of Hakon Sjøormen. While the name Hakon Sjøormen may not mean much to you, perhaps some of his aliases will. Over the years Sjøormen has been known as Imblanzytor de Serpy, Serpentoria, Ioannes Aurelius Serpentor and I A Serpentor. Apparently the latter persona was recently killed off to make way for ZØRORMR.
“Kval” is a work of ambient Black Metal mastery. ZØRORMR takes on all of the instrumental and vocal duties, apart from in one instance – the guitar solo in “Misanthropy” (this was done by Quazarre from Devilish Impressions and Crionics). ZØRORMR shows off his remarkable skills at composition on every track on this album. Each song is crafted to near-perfection. They’re atmospheric and leave you on edge, raw yet inviting and all together completely and utterly powerful.
The riffs are dirty and well balanced with the use of synths and the vocals, and there is a subtle use of melody. I’ve found that “Kval” is an album that grows on you with each listen. It worms it’s way into your subconscious and urges you play it again and again. It becomes a new addiction. It’s due to this that I’m awarding it 95% in my new rating system. It’s just that good.
Listen to it in the dark!
Rating: 95%
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The lyrics are mainly based in fantasy, and try to convey a larger concept, peppered with metaphors that hint at some very personal events and feelings.
— Ruptured Souls, The Furious Horde, http://bit.ly/HyfPUxThe underlying theme is through the discovery of truth we find ultimate hopelessness. Each song explores death in a different context and theme.
— Voldamares, Eclipse Eternal, http://bit.ly/Hv2kYEI am personally still a CD buyer and probably always will be. I like having the physical artwork in my hands. Mp3’s to me are not very attractive because I feel I’m not getting my money’s worth.
— Will, Vesperian Sorrow, http://bit.ly/Hx69gWI think illegal downloading is fine if you download just to listen, and if you like it, you buy it. If you don’t like it, delete it off your computer.
— Mike Priest, Absence of the Sacred, http://bit.ly/IGNpWkI think more bands should prioritize exposure over sales. The more exposure, the more sales. Be it ticket sales, album sales, or merch sales. That’s the way I see it.
— Necrol, Secrets She Kept, http://bit.ly/HEaNHXCryptic Throne is a dark shamanic ritual. An entity which exists for the Primordial Thursian Worship of Dark Germanic Heathenism.
— Abyssous, Cryptic Throne, http://bit.ly/IlJsYsWe don’t adhere to any specific writing style. If something works, it gets improved, then it gets used!
— Gideon, Crow Black Sky, http://bit.ly/InizpyYou give me a stage and you will see the difference between Nokturnel and most other bands.
— Tom Stevens, Nokturnel, http://bit.ly/Injd6yEven when all seems fine Plaag will still be around to do a little tormenting here and there...
— Somber von Plaag, Plaag, http://bit.ly/IvTyW2...so now we’re thinking about the next step. And don’t worry. When we hit the road, I guarantee we won’t miss the UK!
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